reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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