Non-Jews are for practice
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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