I just cut my nipple shaving
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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