so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
