Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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