i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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