So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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