I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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