How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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