This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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