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(940): View more from Texas

You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

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(256): View more from Alabama

One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.

(1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your godly.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Ecstasy should be its own food group.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"

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