He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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