Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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