I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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