It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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