she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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