He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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