i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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