pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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