Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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