Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(406): View more from Montana

she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?

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(310): View more from California

Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

(209): View more from California

it's ELEVEN

(310): View more from California

thirty

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(435): View more from Utah

this will be a night to untag.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".

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(936): View more from Texas

Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.

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