everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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