Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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