cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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