Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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