I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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