..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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