saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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