You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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