I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
