You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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