I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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