I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
