That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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