at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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