did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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