I cockslap morals
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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