$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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