Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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