Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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