Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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