Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think i got beer on your cat.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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