Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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