I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize