She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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