Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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