I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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