just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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