dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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