Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.