Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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