i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
