i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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