She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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