Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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