I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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