Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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